H-Hey, I never said I wanted to get kidnapped or nothin', but I'm a mechanic! Think about all that new machinery up there, man! They'd have stuff centuries way ahead of us!

[It's not like Souda is secretly a super nerd or any-- Aww hell, he is.]

Plus, if I talked it out, maybe I'd get blueprints and stuff! But they only wanted a hamburger? I don't know, those sound like some pretty boring aliens! And, ain't that stereotype that all aliens are after is cows an American one, anyway?