Have you even checked your bag? Or is that above your level of thought?

[Ugh. They haven't even bitchfought at each other. Also breathe through your nose, not through your wrecked up grill of a mouth.]

...Hmph. If you have the ability to. Your creature would not get you there faster than anyone else at the house.

[Even though it's really cute and he wants to gush over it some more.]