[Too bad, it's the blond you're getting!!!]

Sonia isn't here so you're just gonna have to deal with me for now. [He'd rather let stooge #3 Hinata handle it but he's probably busy right now. Working or training or something.]

As far as those of us who made it, it's just me, Hinata, and now you. But somehow this place can bring people back from the dead so some of our other classmates are here too. And it can fuck with memories or something, I guess, because some of 'em don't remember shit that they should. [Which is...a good thing in some cases. Exhibit A: Mikan Tsumiki.] Same goes for Naegi. He's here too with some of his classmates, but he hasn't got a clue who any of us are.

[Hey, he did say he wouldn't forget you, didn't he? But yeah, we'll have to save those happy reunions for later because everything is terrible right now, mostly for Souda. Kuzuryuu, on the other hand, is very clearly inside where it's nice and warm. Sucks to be you, friend.]

Which brings me to the important bit: keep your damn trap shut about what went down at the last trial, got it?