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motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am
motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am
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[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]
...uck!
[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.
Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]
Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]
F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!
[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]
Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!
This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!
[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
...uck!
[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.
Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]
Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]
F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!
[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]
Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!
This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!
[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
video; wow such spoiler very warning
Um, I wouldn't let somebody steal m... do I really give off that impression?
video; I am not doing a doge reference so you can forget it
[He doesn't mean any offense, really.] But, you're sayin' ya really wouldn't hand your ice cream to somebody without a fight? [Wow, what a great subject change!]
video; fine. regular spoiler warning goes here
[ Spoilers: He probably would give up and just buy another ice cream. ]
video; I like every meme BUT that one for real
...Right. But, well, see, you've got that face... [Please forget about your future, Naegi, for everybody in the sdr2 cast's sake. ...DON'T FORGET-FORGET, BUT JUST LIKE FORGET THE FACT THAT A FEW KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Souda coughs awkwardly.] ...The name's Souda Kazuichi, and I'm the SHSL mechanic. Y'know, since I already know stuff about ya already.
video; what did doge ever do to you
Nice to meet you, Souda-kun. [ He rubs the back of his neck, looking a bit awkward. ]
Um, welcome to Johto. Is there anything you want to know about this place? I know it's a lot to take in at once and the guidebook doesn't explain everything.
video; A DOGE KILLED MY FAMILY
...Jeez, I was actually thinkin' 'bout sickin' my Totodile on ya... [This is a delicate issue, move on already.] When, now that I think about it, you're really the only one who's welcomed me!
Even Kuzuryuu never said somethin' like what ya did! ...Then again, he's Kuzuryuu, but damn. [Final five, we survive together, we totally don't rescue one of our own.] But, basically, all that's on my mind right now is leavin' this lab.
video; what a terrible doge
[ Hmm. Anything else he should add? Oh, yeah, there's one thing. ]
I think your classmates are all in Johto, though, if you want to meet up with them.
video; memes kill, man
[Enough, motormouth.] Man, what am I supposed to do? It was so much simpler in the actual game! Ya pick Pidgey and go... Or like Alaka...Alkaseltzer? The one with the spoons!
[Why is everything so much simpler in theory?] But...three whole days. Who comes up with all this junk?!