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Souda Kazuichi « 左右田 和一» ([personal profile] motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am

First gear | Video

[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]

...uck!

[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.

Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]


Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]

F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!

[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]

Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!

This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!

[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
impheired: but it looked like he might have a shank, and i'm just not at a place in my life where i could handle having tetanus (unsure ♚ i almost took a picture)

filtered i love how he has somehow become the saionji referee

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-09 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay Souda, you have your moment there with the feed flipping. It's fine. Kuzuryuu can wait.]

Yeah, well save it for after Hinata and whoever he talks into picking you up can find you. Once you're in Goldenrod, by all means go nuts, I'm not gonna stop you if you want to take the damn thing apart.
impheired: where is the sex going? does it even have a license (unsure ♚ what is a sex drive?)

filtered; same it's great

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-14 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
What's stopping you? Did the professor yell at you about that too?

[Hey, it's not like he has to use a Pokéball to communicate, What does Kuzuryuu care if he messes one up.]

There should be some empty ones in your bag, it's probably better not to use the one you got your starter in.

[Since...you know it sort of...lives in there?]
impheired: i'm like a human expresso (sulk ♚ i am so small and bitter)

filtered; shhh it okay

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-19 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Kuzuryuu shrugs.]

To each his own, I guess. So long as you're happy. So Hinata's coming to get you, right?