motormouths | First gear

[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]

...uck!

[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.

Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]

Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]

F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!

[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]

Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!

This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!

[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]

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[ Indeed, the ahoge brother is going to say yes! Mostly because he couldn't possibly say no to helping a fellow dangan. Even if they happen to be from the sequel, was angry and wanted to throw a crocodile at him.

Eventually, a majestic cloudbird appears in the wild blue yonder above New Bark Town. It circles the town once before descending with its white wings outstretched, landing with grace and pinpoint accuracy outside the laboratory. ]

[This is assuming enough time has passed that Souda is miserably waiting outside again, teeth chattering and all. The poor professor was definitely receiving some sort of helper robot later, depending on how soon Souda could get his hands on good equipment...]

Whh-- H-Huh?

[Of course it's Naegi of all people. The guy is basically ahoge Jesus, after all! Nevertheless, Souda stares up at him with his Totodile in his arms.]

Naegi's the cavalry?! [Again?!]

...Hey, Souda-kun.

[ He gives Souda a nod in greeting before dismounting his cloudbird. He then stretches his legs to get the blood flowing again after spending several hours on his Altaria. ]

Hinata-kun asked me to pick you up.

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[action] HERE COMES THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE AHOGE

[action] otherwise known as ahoge jesus

[action] bow down to ahoge jesus