motormouths | First gear

[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]

...uck!

[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.

Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]

Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]

F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!

[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]

Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!

This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!

[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]

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[Naw, Souda knows tons of people who have that kind of voice! Souda grimaces, sighs, and at actually has enough common sense to keep it off video. Honestly, Souda is tempted to just end the conversation without saying a word. Because really, this interaction doesn't even need to happen.]

Easy for you to say! I don't have a billion layers, and she threw me out in the snow!

[...Where is Hinata to be a buffer when you need him.]

And, about Sonia-san... [Souda's voice fades off, another good reason why it's better the video is off. Good god, why would Gundam ever bring up Sonia to him?!]

Edited (word order is a bitch) 2014-02-07 15:23 (UTC)

You should have been more prepared!

[Okay that's not really Souda's fault. AND YOU BROUGHT HER UP FIRST.]

I'm sure she, and the rest of our classmates, will join us soon enough! This world's pull on others can not be ignored!

[totally no clue as to why he even cares.]

[Souda is making low grumbling noises, like he's some old sputtering car. For the love of god. How the hell could he have been prepared for this shit?! He makes another slightly higher noise. What the hell is breathing.]

How the hell could I have been prepared for this?!

[At least he did eventually find another set of clothes, but come on.]

An hour or something ago, I was sayin'... [Another garbled noise.] ...Forget it! Wh-When she comes, I'm gonna be the one to bring her to the others, got it? [Not that he'll have any Pokémon capable of transporting people...]

Have you even checked your bag? Or is that above your level of thought?

[Ugh. They haven't even bitchfought at each other. Also breathe through your nose, not through your wrecked up grill of a mouth.]

...Hmph. If you have the ability to. Your creature would not get you there faster than anyone else at the house.

[Even though it's really cute and he wants to gush over it some more.]

First gear | Video

[voice] YEAH KUZURYUU TOLD HIM

[voice] WELL GOOD

[voice] yeah he has been thoroughly threatened

[voice] been whipped - wait that sounds bad