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Souda Kazuichi « 左右田 和一» ([personal profile] motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am

First gear | Video

[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]

...uck!

[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.

Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]


Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]

F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!

[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]

Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!

This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!

[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
impheired: but it looked like he might have a shank, and i'm just not at a place in my life where i could handle having tetanus (unsure ♚ i almost took a picture)

video; filtered it will probably not be the last time

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-11 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Souda. He actually does kinda like you so maybe he'll just kinda break your finger a little instead. Much less permanent.]

Yeah well this isn't cheating on a test. You just said yourself what's at stake here if you slip up.

[Not just avoid. Lord knows, some of the 78th class might be a-okay with outright killing them. You remember what the Future Foundation's instructions for dealing with them were...]

If someone asks, which I can only think of one person who might, just tell 'em you don't know shit and change the subject.

[...]

...and if they keep giving you trouble, then you give me a call.

[HOW IS THAT FOR SURVIVOR SOLIDARITY? LOOK, HE'LL SAVE YOUR SORRY BUTT YOU WEENIE.]
Edited 2014-02-11 05:25 (UTC)
impheired: then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is. (smirk ♚ i'll set him on fire for you.)

video; filtered meanie 8(

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-14 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[This is exactly what it's like to have a friend like Kuzuryuu.]

[...okay, no, there's more to it than this. They just need a little more time to reach that point. Say like...FTE 3 or so.]


Heh, 'course not, but they don't have to know that. Can't promise I won't smack you upside the head if you really deserve it, though.

[Most useless threat ever, we all know he'd need to get a stool first to accomplish that.]