Souda Kazuichi « 左右田 和一» (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am
motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am
First gear | Video
[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]
...uck!
[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.
Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]
Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]
F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!
[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]
Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!
This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!
[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
...uck!
[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.
Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]
Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]
F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!
[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]
Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!
This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!
[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
[video] he's got the yelling and crying one but yeah, darn
[LET YOUR MIND BE BLOWN or something.]
I doubt my poor burger was the only beef they mutilated that night. They probably took tons of cows and burgers for experiments!
[He actually looks confused about that last part though.]
Yeah? So? S'not like it can't happen in Japan too. Weird stuff goes on all over the world, man.
[video]
...G-Gh...
[Damn, Hagakure is a really unique kind of guy.
Although, conspiracy theories aside, that would be one of Souda's dreams, working with aliens and learning about distant technology-- If you consider some things, and if Hagakure's words are actually true, that...has likely already happened. Whoops, spoilers.]
Damn it! You're really makin' me wonder what all memories they took from us all now! That's somethin' I've always wanted to do! Like, build rockets and stuff like that!
[Yep, everything that Hagakure just said was a massive tease.]
But there's no way I learned from a bunch of borin' aliens who like abducting innocent cows, man! [Because that's clearly the key detail here.] I never even understood that stereotype! Do they eat 'em? Experiment on 'em? What's the point?
[video]
[Maybe they already have and the government just covered it all up? So many possible theories, Souda.
He tilts his head in thought.]
What's keeping you from building rockets though? That's something humans can do, and you're a Super High School Level Mechanic, right? That should be child's play for you!
[video] tags from five years later
It should be! It really should be, I should be able to build this super massive rocket, rig it with all this stuff, maybe have it light up the sky, all that cool stuff! If you're actually right, I might've even worked with aliens and stuff! I've kept blueprints and stuff with me for years, just waiting and adding more stuff!
...But, they pretty much erased all I learned in school, y'know? What I know now, I've built models and stuff, but that ain't the real deal. Can't exactly build anything too big in a garage, and--
[Wait, shit.] ...What's your talent, anyway? Super High School Level... Ah, conspiracy theorist guy? [Is Hagakure really that one guy from the history channel?]