motormouths: (BOY WIPE YOUR NOSE)
Souda Kazuichi « 左右田 和一» ([personal profile] motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am

First gear | Video

[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]

...uck!

[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.

Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]


Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]

F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!

[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]

Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!

This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!

[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
konpeitoqueen: (pffft suck my dick)

video response- sdr2 spoilerific most likely

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-03 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[...SO PEOPLE REALLY DO COME IN GROUPS, HUH.]

Did you really get more pathetic? Yeah, you got more pathetic, didn't you?

That's an accomplishment! I almost want to clap. [Just to be even more of an ass, she sets the camera in a way that you can clearly see her comfortable inn room. Her Snorunt, Yuki, sits in her lap and stares at the Gear interest.] You'll probably freeze to death before you even get to the first town! [just gonna subtly not mention the fact that death is an impossibility here]
Edited 2014-02-03 06:28 (UTC)
konpeitoqueen: (lol dumbass pig bitch)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-04 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that. As if anyone has enough time to waste it on helping a lost case like you.

[SURPRISE BITCH, BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE SEEN THE LAST OF ME] Althoooough... Big Sis Nanami told me something weird. And I just wanted to ask, exactly who tailcoat did you ride on when you somehow lived to the end? Was it that bitch foreigner? Yeah, you probably made her pity you so much she arranged for people to become your meatshields, didn't she?
konpeitoqueen: (whAT THE FRICK FRACK)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-04 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Haha what a-

OH

OH IS THAT HOW IT IS YOU PINK HAIRED LITTLE BITCH]
Don't you dare, you slobbering hog! Do you even have half a brain?! She's got no knowledge of what happened, and if she gets her memories back, it's going to be YOUR fault! And...

[Dark rooms it's slipping off and her breath is on Saionji's face] Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut UP!
impheired: self-preservation, and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood. (angry ♚ pesky things like morals)

threadjack; filtered to both of you dipshits

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-04 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Are you both complete morons?! You're talking about this right in the open where anybody can fucking see it!

[REALLY NOW. TSUMIKI ALREADY RESPONDED TO THIS AND YOU ARE BOTH TOEING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE LINE HERE.]

Both of you shut the fuck up about this right now or Tsumiki is going to be the least of your worries!!

[Goddamn, are we going to have to just make a rule that nobody can talk over the 'gears anymore?]
konpeitoqueen: (BABY WAILING)

filtered

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-04 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Don't yell at me! I... I wasn't...

...WAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's all his fault! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [god fucking dammit not again]
impheired: crack except 1 so you have to try & convince yourself to be a sensible human & resist the urge to break your own finger (disgust ♚ when all of your knuckles)

filtered

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-04 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not yelling at you I'm yelling at--

[Okay he's definitely yelling. At both of them, granted, which is probably why both of them are crying and/or shrieking right now and. You know, he learned the whole "don't yell" thing as far as Saionji goes, you would THINK he would have learned to apply that to others by now.]

[Okay, let's try this again. With 100% more indoor voice and also a frustrated sigh.]


Stop crying, there's enough blame to split three ways here. [Granted, his portion is a lot smaller since all he did was try and stop this. Though he probably could have been more tactful.]

Souda, if you ever use that as a threat again, you're dog food, you hear me?!

[WHAT DID HE LITERALLY JUST SAY NOT TEN MINUTES AGO?]
Edited (dammit so much fail.) 2014-02-04 10:17 (UTC)
konpeitoqueen: (GIVE ME STUFF)

filtered

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-04 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...Not at me?

And she's smiling again.]


In that case, I forgive you! But not the blatant virgin. He can still go freeze to death for all I care.

[She appreciates the effort, though. Well... no. Not really. And the Gear goes off, for real this time.]
impheired: on the surface but deep inside, i'm actually angrier (angry ♚ i may seem like an angry person)

filtered CHILDREN

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-04 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I was yelling at both of you dumbasses.

[He really should have finished that sentence.]

You, [He looks to Souda.] for saying shit you shouldn't have and you, [And now we're looking at Saionji.] for enticing him in the first place!

[Saionji can you please just...stop being such a fucking bitch for like five minutes? Please? Just at least five minutes. Why is it so hard for you to be a decent person?]

What did you think was going when you went and dragged Sonia into it? Did you really think he was just going to sit there and take something like that?

[Or just look at the question Souda posed. What would have happened if you'd insulted Peko in front of Kuzuryuu? People can take a surprising amount of abuse directed at themselves but when you try to take down the people they care about too?]

[Yeah, no, the line: you crossed it, Saionji.]
impheired: in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle. (talk ♚ my kids are NEVER playing)

filtered AND KUZURYUU'S ENDING IT

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-06 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Kuzuryuu is not taking sides in this case. He is on his own side because you were both wrong.]

[...though, admittedly he does have a slight preference for Souda over Saionji because survivor solidarity, f yeah. But don't look too much into it it's not a big deal or anything, lbr, MOST people are preferable to Saionji.]


Tch, wouldn't surprise me. I mean it though, you watch what you say over these things.
impheired: with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway. (stare ♚ it started as a joke and ended)

filtered good boy

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-08 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course. Of course he tried to take it apart.]

...yeah, how about you not try that again until we get you caught up with the rest of at least.

[So that they can, you know, actually find you. And get you to a place where you can potentially buy a replacement in the event of catastrophic Pokégear fuckup. Or at least be around Hinata and/or Kuzuryuu so you can use theirs.]

Filter's under options, it's all pretty straight forward.

filtered; same it's great

[personal profile] impheired - 2014-02-14 01:32 (UTC) - Expand

filtered; shhh it okay

[personal profile] impheired - 2014-02-19 04:46 (UTC) - Expand
puppetnurse: (well...i suppose that's reasonable...)

Threadjack. Sorry.

[personal profile] puppetnurse 2014-02-04 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
...t-tell me what, Souda-san?

[It's...not really her place to ask, it's not her conversation. But it sounds like whatever this is important...and that maybe she should know.]
impheired: to reproduce. the world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form. (sigh ♚ i should not be allowed)

this is why we can't have nice things

[personal profile] impheired 2014-02-04 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
[See, this is what he was talking about. This right here.]

It's nothing, Tsumiki. Just forget about it, alright?

[Oh hey look. He's not yelling at her. LOOK HOW CALM THIS CONVERSATION IS BEING RN.]

He's just being a dumbass.

[BUSINESS AS USUAL, FRANKLY.]
puppetnurse: (i-i...i can't think of anything to say)

sorry not sorry

[personal profile] puppetnurse 2014-02-04 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She's quiet for a moment. She's still really curious but...if he says it's nothing, then it's probably nothing, right?]

...okay, Kuzuryuu-san.

[The look on her face says she's still questioning it in her head though.]
konpeitoqueen: (U DIDNT)

OH FUCK WE FUCKED UP- filtered as to look a bit less suspicious to others

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-04 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up, you dumb pig bitch! Don't you know not to speak when you're not spoken to? Talking out of line, again! You really got worse, didn't you?!

[TRYING HARD TO DRIVE HER AWAY. TRYING TOO HARD.]
puppetnurse: (wh-why are you yelling?)

Filtered; that's only going to work until she goes to talk to someone in person Saionji

[personal profile] puppetnurse 2014-02-04 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Visibly shrinking away from the gear because that sure is Saionji yelling at her. She purposefully didn't ask you because of this why did you have to reply to her.]

I-I'm sorry!! I'm sorry for speaking out of turn!
konpeitoqueen: (youll be buried in an unidentified grave)

filtered; nervous sweating

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-04 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. Now go away, whatever your name is. [And off the gear goes- she won't reply further to this fucking train wreck, and if Tsumiki actually squints she can see traces of tears on Saionji's cheeks.]