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motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am
motormouths) wrote2014-02-03 12:16 am
First gear | Video
[There's a light crackle as Souda fiddles with his Pokeconnect before he comes in clear.]
...uck!
[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.
Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]
Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]
F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!
[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]
Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!
This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!
[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
...uck!
[It's like an echo of Kuzuryuu's message on the network, only it's weeks late. Thankfully, he didn't have it on for two whole minutes of his freaking out, but he's still a pathetic crying mess. All the cold has apparently sapped the all the hope right out of his body. His boilersuit is zipped straight up, and his teeth are chattering.
Arguing with some lady who acted like a mother really didn't help his morale.]
Sonia-san, [Of course he calls out for her first, the predictable bastard] Hinata, the rest of ya guys! Are ya getting any of this?! [There isn't even a pause as he continues, because the tears on his face are freezing.]
F-First off, why the hell are there Pokémon?!
[The view pans down to show off his Totodile down by his feet chewing on his shoelaces. Souda is nervously laughing outside of view.]
Aha...ahahaaa... I'm dreaming, right? 'cause I played the first one when I was younger, but... There wasn't any ever like this one here!
This shit ain't funny! It's way too cold for it to be a joke! Goin' from an island to frozen hell?! If that Naegi kid is here, I'm throwing this thing [he means his Totodile] right at him! And I wanna go home, so ya guys better come out and get me already!
[...And now he just sounds like one of those children who lost their parents in a gigantic store.]
video response- sdr2 spoilerific most likely
Did you really get more pathetic? Yeah, you got more pathetic, didn't you?
That's an accomplishment! I almost want to clap. [Just to be even more of an ass, she sets the camera in a way that you can clearly see her comfortable inn room. Her Snorunt, Yuki, sits in her lap and stares at the Gear interest.] You'll probably freeze to death before you even get to the first town! [just gonna subtly not mention the fact that death is an impossibility here]
video ; ALL THE SPOILERS
YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD.]
Gh-Gh... [The boy who cried ghost: coming to theaters in June 20xx.]
...Agh, why was Kuzuryuu right about you being here?! [Shut up. Just shut up. He insulted your stupid shrine but immediately gave up on that when you were sad! God, who said it was okay to pack so much hate and morbidness into one tiny body?] And I ain't gonna freeze here, they're gonna have people come for me, I know it!
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[SURPRISE BITCH, BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE SEEN THE LAST OF ME] Althoooough... Big Sis Nanami told me something weird. And I just wanted to ask, exactly who tailcoat did you ride on when you somehow lived to the end? Was it that bitch foreigner? Yeah, you probably made her pity you so much she arranged for people to become your meatshields, didn't she?
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[DID SHE SERIOUSLY JUST INSULT SONIA. OH, IT'S ON. IT IS SO ON.]
And if you ever insult Sonia-san again...! [...Actually, he wishes Sonia had taken any sort of pity on him. And hey, Souda isn't from the chapter you're from! He actually threatens to bash in Komaeda's skull, okay!] I'll tell Tsumiki what happened! [You're not the only one who can talk shit now.]
You're the one who got killed off like a side character anyway, y'know! [YOU JEALOUS ORANGE BALL OF HATE.]
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OH
OH IS THAT HOW IT IS YOU PINK HAIRED LITTLE BITCH] Don't you dare, you slobbering hog! Do you even have half a brain?! She's got no knowledge of what happened, and if she gets her memories back, it's going to be YOUR fault! And...
[Dark rooms it's slipping off and her breath is on Saionji's face] Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut UP!
threadjack; filtered to both of you dipshits
[REALLY NOW. TSUMIKI ALREADY RESPONDED TO THIS AND YOU ARE BOTH TOEING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE LINE HERE.]
Both of you shut the fuck up about this right now or Tsumiki is going to be the least of your worries!!
[Goddamn, are we going to have to just make a rule that nobody can talk over the 'gears anymore?]
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...WAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's all his fault! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [god fucking dammit not again]
filtered 1/2
...And this is why Souda could never be a good intentional bully. True, he makes offensive offhand remarks, but they're always offhand. How can Saionji enjoy such a hollow feeling?]
Th-Then don't ever insult Sonia-sa--
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I DIDN'T MEAN IT, DAMN IT! [How haven't they kicked him out of the lab yet.] I AIN'T THAT STUPID, SHE JUST GOT UNDER MY SKIN!
[PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM.]
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[Okay he's definitely yelling. At both of them, granted, which is probably why both of them are crying and/or shrieking right now and. You know, he learned the whole "don't yell" thing as far as Saionji goes, you would THINK he would have learned to apply that to others by now.]
[Okay, let's try this again. With 100% more indoor voice and also a frustrated sigh.]
Stop crying, there's enough blame to split three ways here. [Granted, his portion is a lot smaller since all he did was try and stop this. Though he probably could have been more tactful.]
Souda, if you ever use that as a threat again, you're dog food, you hear me?!
[WHAT DID HE LITERALLY JUST SAY NOT TEN MINUTES AGO?]
filtered
And she's smiling again.]
In that case, I forgive you! But not the blatant virgin. He can still go freeze to death for all I care.
[She appreciates the effort, though. Well... no. Not really. And the Gear goes off, for real this time.]
filtered YOU LITTLE BITCH
[Then Saionji says her little thing, and he tenses.
OH, HE'S GONNA AVOID YOU LIKE KUZURYUU AVOIDS MILK, YOU LITTLE RAT.]
Did ya see what she did, though?! She insulted Sonia-san, then she says all that stuff after! Shouldn't dying make ya humble or something?!
Instead, it's like she came back worse! Think about it, what if she insulted Pekoyama? [What the hell is going on.]
filtered CHILDREN
[He really should have finished that sentence.]
You, [He looks to Souda.] for saying shit you shouldn't have and you, [And now we're looking at Saionji.] for enticing him in the first place!
[Saionji can you please just...stop being such a fucking bitch for like five minutes? Please? Just at least five minutes. Why is it so hard for you to be a decent person?]
What did you think was going when you went and dragged Sonia into it? Did you really think he was just going to sit there and take something like that?
[Or just look at the question Souda posed. What would have happened if you'd insulted Peko in front of Kuzuryuu? People can take a surprising amount of abuse directed at themselves but when you try to take down the people they care about too?]
[Yeah, no, the line: you crossed it, Saionji.]
filtered SHE STARTED IT
Don't bother defending me, she's gone. [Great, now look at what you've done, Kuzuryuu. But Kuzuryuu is totally on his side, right, especially after something like that? Final five's gotta stick together, right?]
Wish she could've heard, though, 'cause ya really told her. [What is it with short blond people being assholes in this game.] If she was a ghost, she'd totally be a poltergeist! She'd probably move around all my stuff and hit me over the head with it, ugh!
filtered AND KUZURYUU'S ENDING IT
[...though, admittedly he does have a slight preference for Souda over Saionji because survivor solidarity, f yeah. But don't look too much into it it's not a big deal or anything, lbr, MOST people are preferable to Saionji.]
Tch, wouldn't surprise me. I mean it though, you watch what you say over these things.
filtered ...FIINEE
Where's the filter on this thing, anyway? Tried takin' it apart earlier, but that professor stopped me... [It's not good to leave a mechanic near a new piece of machinery, okay! It's not good for a guy like Souda to be bored period, if we wanna be real here.]
I'm gonna get the chills if I ever mess up like that again! [Please to not be killing him, Kuzuryuu. You won't get a mini robot Pekoyama like that!]
filtered good boy
...yeah, how about you not try that again until we get you caught up with the rest of at least.
[So that they can, you know, actually find you. And get you to a place where you can potentially buy a replacement in the event of catastrophic Pokégear fuckup. Or at least be around Hinata and/or Kuzuryuu so you can use theirs.]
Filter's under options, it's all pretty straight forward.
filtered just keep her the hell away
...I wanna know what's inside the thing, damn it. [And maybe he can do some tweeks to make the thing even better!] I wasn't gonna break the thing, but that guy, he wasn't havin' it!
[And there's stupid fiddling, and the feed switches settings several times. Kuzuryuu, what have you done.]
...Agh, it's like a big tease! Gimme this new piece of technology, and I can't even look at it... Kuzuryuu, I've gotta get outta this lab soon.
filtered i love how he has somehow become the saionji referee
filtered I love how Kuzuryuu basically became Souda's straightman
filtered; same it's great
filtered; tags you a year later
filtered; shhh it okay
Threadjack. Sorry.
[It's...not really her place to ask, it's not her conversation. But it sounds like whatever this is important...and that maybe she should know.]
SCREECHING
Help.]
...Kuzuryuu! [PLEASE HELP.]
this is why we can't have nice things
It's nothing, Tsumiki. Just forget about it, alright?
[Oh hey look. He's not yelling at her. LOOK HOW CALM THIS CONVERSATION IS BEING RN.]
He's just being a dumbass.
[BUSINESS AS USUAL, FRANKLY.]
sorry not sorry
...okay, Kuzuryuu-san.
[The look on her face says she's still questioning it in her head though.]
OH FUCK WE FUCKED UP- filtered as to look a bit less suspicious to others
[TRYING HARD TO DRIVE HER AWAY. TRYING TOO HARD.]
Filtered; that's only going to work until she goes to talk to someone in person Saionji
I-I'm sorry!! I'm sorry for speaking out of turn!
filtered; nervous sweating